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Fastest Way to Kill Yourself

Posted by Franklin3113 on 04/07/2018

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What is the fastest way you can deal 20 damage to... yourself??

Hello Guys! It's Franklin3113 (I know I have a dumb name), this is my first "guide" and it is actually more difficult writing guides than I thought.

EDIT: Now that I got used to it, it's not that difficult.

Anyways let's say you somehow misunderstood how to play faeria and thought the objective of the game was to kill the face at the bottom of the screen not the top. What is the fastest way you can kill yourself without the help of your opponent? (we can just pretend they plus one faeria and then end turn every turn)

By the way I encourage you guys to try to figure out the fastest way a player can kill themself without their opponent's help before reading the rest of this "guide"

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Ok I hope you took your time to figure out the solution.

The answer is the second turn of player one (The person who went first)!

Sounds insane that the on the second turn player one can kill themself? Here's how you do it.

Turn 1

  • Make a mountain.
  • End turn.

Turn 2

  • Make a mountain.

You will be sitting at 6 Faeria, 4 cards and 2 mountains. You must convert this into dealing 20 damage to yourself! Let's take a look at your cards. You have Blood Song, Wisdom, Blood Song and another Wisdom. Let's continue!

  • Play Blood Song (now you are at 2 faeria) which hits the other Blood Song twice and a Wisdom twice making them both free.
  • Play the Wisdom for free and you draw another Blood Song and a Flame Burst.
  • Play the Blood Song for free (You are now at 12 Health.) It hits Blood Song twice and Wisdom twice again.
  • Play the Wisdom for free and you draw two Flame Bursts.
  • Play your Blood Song for free (You are now at 8 Health.) It hits one of the Flame Burst twice and the other two once so you now have a free Flame Burst and two Flame Burst that cost one faeria.
  • Use all three Flame Bursts on your face.
  • You WIN!!! Oh wait you lost because you kill yourself RIP!

I think it is beautiful that you killed yourself this puzzle was solved using all your faeria and all your cards. Also this is the fastest way a game can end without forfeits. Thanks for reading! If you guys like this "guide" I might write more like this. :)

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