No, Allow Me!

The goal of this deck is to take yourself out without your opponent landing a hit on your orb (bonus points if they don't damage you at all). There's a surprising amount of synergy among all the self-harm cards in ensuring you stay the master of your own destiny XD

Obviously every card in this deck (other than Sky Anemone) can damage you, but enough of them pull double duty by stalling your opponent that this gimmick can exist. The strategy is really straightforward, but I'd still like to share a few tips ^v^

+ Seifer's Wrath deals damage to the controller of a creature it kills, so it's best to stack it with Annoying Gnat and Spite Sprite

+ Blightblade Knight and Shaytan Demon are both great at keeping your opponent at bay and racking up self damage, but it can be more productive to let Shaytan Demon hang around

+ Reserve Soul Pact for after Doomsday not only for the obvious Faeria reasons, but also because you'll always end up 1Life lower than if you'd played it before

+ Be careful to time your Doomsday for when it'll leave you the safest from your opponent but also the most damaged

+ Since you'll lose all of your Faeria anyway, it's great to get a few Last Word creatures out before you Doomsday. Especially true if you can finish yourself off next turn before your opponent can recover their board presence

+ Altar of Souls is a possible include since it's both a source of reoccurring damage and a means of staving off your opponent (though I personally find it too slow)


I made this deck for the fun of it, maybe you can surprise a friend in a private match with it or even take it on the casual later. I hope you at least found the concept funny ^v^

As far as serious applications go, you could throw in Iona's Smile, Time of Legends, and Radiance and go to town. That's a horrible idea since it'd be pretty inconsistent and the deck isn't THAT good at killing you, but it's an idea. I'm probably going to try it as a joke XD

Maybe one day Abrakam will add an event that deals 15 damage to your opponent if you have 1 Life or something, maybe this'll be a relevant batch of ideas then XD

-Kaerukero