Green Yellow Haste
Hello, this is your Captain Lizard speaking. We are currently on vaccation, so I'm not playing this damsel of a videogame. This means you get to go to town on these clueless ladder players with this unpolished turd of a deck.
Oh boy, let me say this is a grade A fun and family friendly deckleton.
How to achieve MAXIMUM WAMBO you ask?
Easy. All you have to do is follow my simple 4 step programm.
I call it F.A.R.T
1) F requent Handdraw
2) A ct like you know
3) R eact responsibly
4) T ake a shortcut with Wind Gate and Spirit Spice
If you follow the F.A.R.T method, I will assure you great success!
This is a quick fix for all your Faeria troubles.
Having trouble getting god rank? -> Bam. No problem!
Having trouble impressing Scatmaz? -> Sci bi de be de de ba da bada bono problem!
Having trouble shaving your cat? -> I have no idea, but play my deck anyways!
This is a dangerous thing. I have warned you.
Some people might get hooked on this classic.
Some people might complain.
I stand right here in front of you to tell you...
This deck is AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE
And everyone who is not playing it is missing out on life.
Seriously go see a doctor, if this does not intrigue you.
Turn your and your opponent's Faeria experience into a game of solitaire.
Sounds fun? Go Venmö me some cash. Or atleast hook a brother up with some straight B A N K on PayPaul. Jesus, do you honestly think every artist works for free?
We are living in capitalist society and I am not giving away my talents for free.
here's the guide -> https://www.faeria.com/the-hub/guide/425-how-to-play-green-yellow-haste