You're going to like my big deck

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How to Vidya Game
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The goal for this deck is two-fold:
2. Put a smile on the board. Make your lands in a U shape with the base being your orb. Try to grab those wells early. Nothing wrong with a smile before building that blanket monster.

a. Turtle it up: This locks in the heat, gives your meat moisture. Your deck's a grow'r not a show'r.

III. Pump them up: It's all about rubbing in the Elderwood and Rakoa spices, it makes everything nice.

You want to use Mythic Rakoas. Get the best possible Rakoa you can. Like from the farmers market or that weird guy that sells them from his driveway.

Your big deck won't be needing those pesky swallow cards because your big deck takes no prisoners and shows no mercy.

Oh, when you end up with one of those opponents that like to mouth-off and taunt you throughout the game, after you beat them, send them a message. Say something along the lines of "I thought you just needed some attentions to your butthole" and that it was as friendly as a couch.

You're welcome.