Blue Red Tempö

Shhh, pssst, hey, hey kid, over here hey, do you like to smorc? do you like to play blue jump? do you like to go opposite side and race your opponent with the pushing power of a hippo in rocket boots? do you like having so much mobility that its coming out of your ears? do you like efficieny, spotting zeh right lines, buffing your virgin 4/4s to the 5/5 chads they always wanted to be? are you the type of guy or gal who opens lake, lake up, double shifting tide + campfire on your SNOWSTORM CHADSTER and just goes BOOM! well my friend then this deck is for you.
you mulligan for warrior, war machine or SNOWSTORM MANSTER, go opposite side, double collect like a champ, drop that axe grinder, drop that axe grinder, boom kaldera behind, move their blocker, go face go face, kaboom POW BAM PEW PAOW BADABOOM BANG BANG SCREENSHAKE OOF! sometimes you can go for board control with the mobility the CHAMPFIRE and the e f f i c i e n t creaturs such as caldera explorer and of course with CHAMPFIRE on SNOWSTORM GANGSTER! this deck made happy, it made me sad, it made me choke, it shifted my expectations, it bursted my dreams, it swallowed my pride in a war machine, went face with the warmachine, they cleared the warmachine and there was another warmachine inside it and that one also went face.
this deck is good.
we are good.
everything will be ok :)