[Smole turtles - big dreamS]

Greeting my dearest colleagues,

top of the ladder ladderer, high time faeria achiever and overall big time entrepreneur Liz ART here, bringing you the hottest trash currently in town.
This deck is the pinnacle of play.
It is a fantastic beast, few dare to tame.
So let me jump right into it and get some FACTS straight.

1) Although the yaks in this list appear to be cute, they are actually all very ANGRY
2) Join me as I join the King in this feast. Every draw is a highroll! This is the bargain of your lifetime. Except failed experiment.. But we do not, absolutely do not talk about that.
3) I like lists. They are fun to make and easy to follow. List list list list list.
4) Creation guud. Especially on your Mutter öf Yucks. Did you take into account that mother counts as 3 discounts for your next mother? :OOOOO
5) Mulligan change does wonders for greedy decks.
6) The low land cost really helps to free up your powerwheel.
7) I want to close out this list with a quick shout out to Christina Applegate.
8) Thank you for your time.


Oh, and don't forget to
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAM

Lastly look at this list by the Dawn himself.

https://www.faeria.com/the-hub/deck/3944-esofdream

Foolish he, for he was running the mochi.
He did not know the Lizard ways.
But all is forgiven and good.
I will send him a scented candle next time.