Mono Green Farmville Turboramp

A mono green deck with a single objective: FARMVILLE LEVELS OF LANDRAMPING.

Not silly Skywhales, no, we're talking TREE OF EVERLIFE. The deck consists of 12 landramp cards, and could potentially be improved to pack extra landramp madness levels, however, I still wanted to keep it slightly serious (my initial idea was to slot a Tarum in, rofl ~ and it might not be a bad idea depending on how you flex pick it!) and thus, we have the MONO GREEN FARMVILLE.

Thing is: your creatures MUST stay alive for this deck to have sucess. You have mostly expensive creatures, and not a lot of space for buffs, as nearly half your deck is either unplayable (or just not really worth playing, like early oak father and collossi) or landramp cards, which translates into:

Either you get good trades early on, or you WILL be starved out of faeria just as early as you could have won. (this list relies on snowballing, and isn't the most competitive thing ever)

However, there are half a million taunts in there to make sure your orb is well protected while you're doing your Farmville thing and planting insane amounts of lands everywhere, you want things ABOVE 3 attack though, otherwise Choking Sands is a true hassle, which is why you'll notice I haven't included Living Willow here.

Mulligan for: VINE WALL, YES IT IS A LEGIT MULLIGAN, wood ele, Seed of paradise or Verduran Force.

Vine wall is legit simply because rush is a tough-ish matchup, and if you've been blessed with a vine wall, it may be time to keep one (double vinewall only if you can really guarantee the enemy player is rushing, but again, it's a solid thing, lol)

General gameplay: if you can play a forest (and your total is below 9 forests) go for it.

Once you have 9 forests, FIND A SAFE SPOT FOR YOUR TREE. If you're playing against red, that means nowhere, lol. But red wants to fight you, and will spend lots of cards on unfavourable trades if you can establish a strong enough early game.

Got 10 forests and a tree? Toss it and watch your farmvilee finally make some profit, lol

Again, this deck isn't 100% reliable or competitive, it's just a lot of nonsense I tossed in right before i went to bed, so hopefully I'll get some numbers on how it does on ladder later \o/

Cheers, folks!

edit.: I might have accidentally erased everything, but I think this was the old list, lol